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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Edward isn't a vampire, he lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles. He's obviously a fairy.
Okay, so there are 10 fish.
2 die, 5 drown, 1 gets trapped in the filter, how many left?
stop counting you idiot. fish cant drown.
puss
/j
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Edward isn't a vampire, he lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles. He's obviously a fairy.
Okay, so there are 10 fish.
2 die, 5 drown, 1 gets trapped in the filter, how many left?
stop counting you idiot. fish cant drown.
puss
/j
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